If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Tank Top Size:L smiling while reading a cookbook

smiling while reading a cookbook beside a mixing bowl

a sacred patch of dirt where the professional game took root

and this one pivoted straight to announcing what coffee does to your colon

Campaign poster styling really sells getting hammered as a civic duty

If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Tank Top Size:L smiling while reading a cookbookGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.